This page is a continuous record of my struggle to make a musical with parts for everyone who wanted them for a holiday trip to Ardgour House in April 2006. That musical is called Thwarted By Hamsters. Included here will be sheet music, lyrics and (hopefully) recordings.
It is my serious intention to mount a production of Thwarted By Hamsters for Comic Relief 2007.
A song about a gnat with a wingspan of eighty metres. It's hard to explain just at the moment why, in a musical about hamsters, the only vaguely complete song is about a gnat. Bear with me.
HamsterMan and WonderLemming aren't standing for Belflor terrorizing the world, so they get together to defeat it, along with a whole lot of other hamsters.
The big, environmentally-conscious finale. Bill Oddie is my first choice of casting as the hippie narrator. If anyone sees this and knows Bill Oddie, please tell him! He is like an emperor and his beard is infinite in riches.